HP400 and 17 Charisma

(Sorry, D&D joke)

I've picked it up and looked on it's lower side, but I still can't tell if it's a He-printer or a She-printer. However, judging from Alfred's reaction to it, it's probably a she. Or maybe not; some of you already know that Alfred is much more gay than most computers. However, ever since she's lying there besides him, he's been breathing heavily, and when she works, he's so fascinated his own work slows down to a crawl. I'm not mad at him, though; everyone deserves a little company. However, she does a good job so far, and whenever she takes another page from the pile she makes a noise as if she's going to blow up, so I've named her Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang. Say hi.