We'll talk about anything you want, as long as you're naked

when i finish my serve in the spaceforce, i will go to Las Vegas to do some dancing. move around, take my clothes off, tease some people, get some money. yes, i know i don't have Demi's tits but i think mine are better...

Oh no. And they call it an educational movie. Strippers did really well in cinema this year; of course,nothing can compete with the wonderful awfulness of Showgirls, but Striptease came pretty close. And as opposed to Showgirls, it had some unmistakable aesthetic qualities which made it fun to watch even if you didn't get any of the story.

i think the story was pretty clear, Demi want to win her daughter (in real life too) from her crook x-husband so they could live happily ever after in the striptease club. i do hope that she made enough money to pay the shrink bill for her daughter, after she's seen her mother get undressed in a room full of tens of dribbling men (and maybe some dribbling women too).

Great, we got to the drooling part again. Strange, seems that most of the movie industry today is based on drooling. I think 12 million dollars can buy a pretty decent shrink, but do you think that kid was actually on the set when they shot the stripping bit?

i think that i don't know what to think. it's obvious that her parents aren't very stable.

I think they're great. Demi and Bruce sure prove themselves to be the most amusing couple in the gossip industry. She's hanging around with teenaged actors and occasionally kissed other women, and he's going around shooting barbies and takes baths in mineral water. And then they name their daughter after a Tori song.

yes, i too think it's the best way to raise a child. a half-lesbian mother and a half-lunatic father. yep, as usual you were right.

It's all a matter of mutual trust, really; she doesn't care about him going playing around with Jane March, and he doesn't mind her making a striptease show for a couple of millions of people and excusing it as a movie.

Unlike showgirls, nobody on the set of this movie took what he wass doing seriously. They all had fun and a few laughs, told a couple of dirty jokes and were drunk most of the time. The result is that the movie is, unexpectedly, really funny - Ha-Ha funny, I mean, not What-the-hell-is-this-crap funny.

i think the goddess told some dirty jokes in the Show... movie, but for once i really agree with you - it's good and fun. and if we already compare those movies: did you notice that there was one actress that played a stripper in both? do you think she's there to teach them the part from real life?

Well, it doesn't take a Dustin Hoffman to play a stripper.

yeah? well if you're so smart i'd like to see you jumping around taking your clothes off when you're surrounded by thousands of drooling people from the opposite sex (and few from the same sex).

Oh you would?? Why didn't you say so?

you know what i meant. in theory only. but if you're good at it, maybe you'd like me to be your manager?!

Frankly, I don't think I'll be very good at it, and I certainly won't have you as my manager. But if you need someone to take care of your business in Vegas, give me a call.