Show us some girls here!!

Friendly tip: Never go to a "Sexy" (brackets intended - I've seen football games sexier than this movie) movie if your date happens to also like girls. There I am, trying to keep a straight face and look dignified in front of all those naked ugly chicks jumping around above me (we were sitting in line 1. Now that's a traumatizing sight), while May sits next to me practically drooling, especially any time some actress I never heard of before named Gina Gershon appears onscreen.

That was troubling enough, but just to add to the fun, when the damn thing was finally over she declares that she had a revelation, that Gina is her destiny and that she once had a dream in which she kissed her (She didn't recognize her then, of course).

once more i need to hit the fish and take over to fix some horrible things he said and i don't really know where to begin. so here it is:

SHOWGIRLS - one of the best movies ever made! okay, so the leading actress is ugly and she need a few more acting lessons, but i think you all agree with me that she is NOT why we ALL went to see it.

And all the rest of the actors can join her at the classes to keep her company. And the screenplay looks like something a guy who writes porn movies had thrown away. And the director probably never bothered to be at the shooting scene. And there was not enough salt in the popcorn.

so it's not so easy to keep him away from the computer.... where were we? oh, yes.

a few years back i had a dream, and there was SHE. i wish i could tell you how it was, but it's bigger then me, all i can tell is that we kissed. and here i am sitting in the movie chewing popcorn nonchalantly, and all of the sudden my goddess emerge from a volcano (not wearing much...). the rest of the movie was a dream. but it was only the first time....

so (being the sweet friend that i am) i decided to take red to see her. we were sitting in the front row and i was reciting the movie. Gina (it's her name) - is the reason they let the movie show(girls).

What May fails to realize is that there was a movie around that actress. Well, I suppose you can call it a movie. And since I didn't share May's amazing religious experience with her, and actually could not understand what all the fuss (and loud sighing) was about, I had to try to watch the movie itself.

Okay, in favor of that Gina person I have to say that she seems to be the only person on the set who understood where it was all leading, and stopped trying to act there and then, staying in the movie for the fun only. The other actors, as amazing as it sounds, seem to actually treat the job seriously.

i have to say, that if it was my tits hopping on the screen, i would take it seriously enough.

If it was your tits hopping there nobody would take it seriously.

i don't want to brag but i do have to most beautiful (real) tits in the whole universe!

See? told you. Never go to a sexy movie with someone who gets excited of her own body.

Anyway, before we go to completely different topics (you'd like me to, won't you?) I'd just sum it all up about this movie. It's bad. It's so bad. It's the worst thing ever produced with a a 80-million dollar budget. I know what I'm saying is not very original; every critic who glanced at it before me had said the same thing. But what can I do? They're right. That grants it the title of Absolutely the best or worst movie of the year, and a must see.

Oh dear! An excited tear just streamed down May's cheek!

like any good thing the movie had to end. so go and see the movie, or if you're too shy rent a video, your life will never be quite the same.

Besides, i took my revenge. I took her to Barb Wire. Haha! Never mess with a Fish.