The Botnim (tentative name) party people list

1. Our candidate for Prime Minister : Little May. Born in 1976 to her parents and ever since has done everything in her power for the people and the country when she had time. Served in a ground base of the Space Force and had received numerous commendation from her commanders and subordinates alike for her excellent coffee-making and cooking skill. Lacks any interest in politics and therefore the right woman in the right place.


2. Our candidate for the minister of Culture: Red Fish. Born, too, at 1976 and since then hasn't stopped moving. Even as early as kindergarten, published an underground paper and was arrested for spreading revolutionary ideas. Spent school somehow and then served on an ISF Spaceship. A hard man who doesn't give up and wouldn't turn back, remarkably brave but also meek and modest.

3. Our candidate for the Minister of Agriculture : Kawaii Fish. Born in 1994 and since his early childhood showed signs of greatness, causing rain in summer. Since then kept growing larger and smarter and today controls the whether weather in the whole Middle East, a fair ruler who determines the motion of the clouds only according to the quality of the food presented to him by his loyal servants.

4. Our candidate for a general minister : Blue Fish. Born, grew, studied and happened to be around when the Party was established.

5. Our candidate for the Minister of Education and Zen: Rafiki Nevo. Nobody knows where he was born and where did he come from. After serving several years in the Mosad in various activities it's too early to mention, disappeared in the Himalayas for 30 years and came back so enlightened that nobody understands a word he's saying. Also knows math.

6. Our Candidate for Minister of Finance: Bark Nett. Joined our list in spite of his fierce objection. An unparalleled financial expert and a serious man who can't be distracted by nonsense such as these.

The list is not closed and anyone wishing to become a member of the Party is welcome!

Candidates for other jobs (Without their Knowledge):
Minister of Tourism : Helga Schmidt
Minister of Religion : Dana International
Minister of Communications : Captain Internet
Minister of Science : Bill Nye
Minister of Health : David the Gnome
Minister of Netanyahoo : Shulamit Aloni
Minister of the Interior : Jessica Parker
Minister of Foreign Affairs : Brightman
Minister of Lesharon : Sharon Stone
Minister of Gilbert : Darleen Connor
Minister of McLachlan : Tori Amos
Minisrer of Stuff : Yair Lapid
Minister of Social Affairs : Xena, Warrior Princess