O holiest of Holy (etc.)

If there's something I do allow myself to define myself about, is that I'm passionately Not Religious. so it's pretty weird that I ended up here.

This is, without much doubt, one the holiest pieces of educational facility in the world. And it's not even religious. It's sitting right on the shore of the Holy Lake (Where that guy reportedly walked on the water), where the Holy River (Which this guy was reportedly sank in for no reason I ever heard of). Basically, most of the water around here is extremely holy. So holy, in fact, that they pack it in bottles and sell it for ridiculous prices. Those are the same people who sell empty cans labelled "Air from the holy land", by the way. However, the water may be holy, but are not very tasty at all. A bit yucky, to tell the truth, and I hope I haven't just condemned myself to an eternity in Eilat.