Welcome back kids, so how was your trip?

Hye Guys, we're back! (And you never even noticed we were away.)








but i'm sure that the female readers did notice (that we're gone). anyway, everybody who's happy that we're here again clap your hands!

I can't hear anything.

bummer.

It's really incredible - I thought we had a stable crowd of readers! And then we go away for a mere 6 months and it's like nobody knows us - nobody even reads the page anymore! (Well, except Tori. Hye Tori!) I think we better introduce ourselves all over again since all the supposed readers are new ones.

so here we're trying to write about nothing, just letting you taste and want more. but it's kinda hard figuring out what to write first and what to make you beg to hear.

Or in other words, we don't have any idea where to start. I mean come on, nobody wants to hear about how we went to Disneyworld and New York and had fun and everything. You only want to hear about the kinky stuff, the Incredibly stupid things we did so you can laugh at us. you know - adventures.

all the readers are requested to send a short letter explaining to red the difference between kinky and stupid! and we did a lot of stupid things! but kinky stuff? it depends on where you draw your line......

Well, I guess we do have some kind of a line as for what to write about (Oh, they do? Said thousands of disappointed readers, and went to read something else), so the really kinky stuff is left out. You have to leave something to the audience's imagination (No you don't, said thousands of disappointed readers and switched to lotsofnakednudebabes.com)

what, you're not going to talk about lots of nude babes? said i and went home to read my playboy (for the articles). but for real, we do have a lot to tell. like what? you ask. well like... Mmmm.... like going to some very high places! there you go! i knew we did something in the half a year!

      No, really, how was it?




Well, you know, you gotta have adventures, but there are some things everyone does, and if they say they don't, they lie. Nobody really does a coast-to-coast tour of the states and doesn't go to any Amusement parks along the way. Okay, so some people may do, but we don't want to talk to them. Though I can admit that we may have visited to a little more of them than the average tourist would.

but nobody can blame us for not trying. we did try it's just that the onion of doom was on our heels and we have to do everything we can to run from him (and it's not an easy task!!)

Aren't you a wee bit paranoid? And besides, I'm not sure amusement parks would be the best place to hide.


wee bit paranoid?!?! i'm totally paranoid!! but in the onion business i know i'm right! if i turn fast enough i could see him just a few steps behind me! but if not in the amusement parks where else we can hide?

In the USA? I really don't know. You can run back to Britain.

well i need to swim back to the UK but it will be best to fly straight back to mudshark towers. but there few other places in the USA to hide in them, and people that will protect us from any uninvited onions.

And just have us around for a while, which is a very nice change from either searching for a youth hostel or spending another night on the floor in our tent. And if they give us something to eat it's even better!

and we don't want much to eat. we'll be happy as long as it's not spaghetti with no sauce or mashed potato made of idaho potato flakes. cause after 5 month of eating this or McDonalds you really would rather not to eat anything (and you can take my word for it!!)

So let's see, we had crappy living places, horrible car, bad food, awful weather (or whether) and no air conditioning - yeah, I think you can say we had an adventure. Not that much in the way of action, but quite a lot in the way of having an uncomfortable time. And we loved every minute of it!

so when are we going again red?

As soon as I finish paying off my debts from this one. December 2037. The forecast is sunny.