The Onion of Doom





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We all know that americans are stupid; that's common knowledge and shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone, and is, in fact, quite sad. Anyone who uses Flash to take pictures of fireworks really shouldn't be allowed out into the real world. But we're not going to tell you lots of stories about it; it'll just depress you. There's just one thing that you do need to know, to avoid unpleasant situations. It has to do with food, mainly with a couple of restaurants called McDonald's (You may have heard about them)

you know how sometimes you get the feeling that although you're standing in front of someone and talk to him/her very clearly about what you want, this person doesn't really see you? if you never felt if before you should go to McD's and ask for a quarterpounder without onion and coke with no ice. from the second you said it they cannot hear you anymore. most likely you will get onion in you coke and ice in you burger.

Let me make it clear, this isn't a problem that exists only at McD's. It happens everywhere. But in McD they seem to go out of their way to hire only the dumbest people, or numb their brains completely before they get to work. It doesn't matter how many times or how loud you say you don't want onion; the person at the counter will just nod, maybe say "ok", and you'll get your burger, with everything. Onion and all. And it doesn't get better the second time around.

we did think maybe i will throw-up the whole thing after i bite the onion and sue them for what it will cost me to make my first movie. but in the end we just started eating in wendy's or taco-bell instead (bless you taco-bell).

      Yet another Pizza incident
This may seem like no big problem to you, but just try to imagine the frustration of trying over and over to get something with no onion or ice (Personally I don't mind onion. I think it's a cool vegetable, though a little whiny. But May can't stand them, and her enemies are my enemies) and never getting more than a dumb stare. What was sometimes even more annoying is trying not to get onions in other, supposedly better restaurants, but they're different. They don't make mistakes. They make excuses.


like one time that we went out to eat pizza and ordered a pizza with tomatoes and olives. and cause i learned that they put onion in everything i ask, please no onion. so the first time we get the pizza there are onions instead of olives on it (a common mistake, i don't really know why) so we give it back to them and ask, please give us olives and no onion. so we get another pizza and there are olives, tomatoes and onion. we ask the waitress what are these onions about and she go to check and come back with the answer "well, the tomatoes are cut and put with onions in laughing so hard i can't the same dish". at that point i start ven talk. we gave then the pizza back and they made me 3 slices without any onion. and there is only one thing left to say about it, "that was, amazing!"