Waaaaaaaaaaaah (only louder)
this kind of movie works on two of most powerful feeling we have: fear and humor. in some point you don't know if it's the time to jump in you seat or maybe you should burst into uncontorolled laughter.

Personally, I've never been a great fan of horror movies, and when I did like some, it was usually the supernatural kind, or aliens ones - I never liked movies about one guy with a knife who goes around a summer camp of young horny teenagers and kills the girl with the biggest boobs first.

that was one!! (i said it in my lowest voice)

Oops. Okay. As I said, I never liked them. but it doesn't take watching many of those to learn the rules, and make fun of the rules. For short: Scream.

they didn't make fun of the rules, they just said what is going to happen next. in the beginning you didn't really expect that what they will say will happens, but after the second time you realize that they're going to say it every time and you still jump. so you are the one that they're making fun of.

So this whole movie was a practical joke on me!? I'll show that Wes when I meet him!

Ya! you do it! show this wes what yo think of him!! to the teeth!

And they say that violence in movies effects the youth. Anyway. The reason I thought Scream was so good is that it was at once the perfect horror movie - one that does act by the rules and is spectacularly done, the whole audience screamed at the right points - and a great parody on it, including many jokes that most of the audience didn't get.

o what's new about that? they never get any of the more sophisticated jokes. there were few other good things about that movie (and i'm not talking about boobs yet). like that both the director and the crew didn't take that movie very seriously.

And like any other good horror movie, it's quick to be sequelized. It feels a little weird writing about a movie when it's sequel has already came and went; but the truth is we in the land of Iz didn't get to see this one until the middle of the year, and we haven't got Scream 2 yet. But in any scale, making a sequel in less than one year is very impressive. If only Alien did the same!

ok, do you think that we talked about the movie seriously long enough to allow me to start talking about the one thing that really make any difference? the girls!!?

I'm just waiting for you to say the word. You only got 2 more in this review.

so we'll have to do it in a more sophisticated way. in the beginning there was drew and everybody know everything there is to know about her from bad girls, and there was neve and she looks good, but still i have only two times to use this word so i'll pass her too, to get to the reporter - courtney, now she's got a body and the only problem about it is that she doesn't get her clothes off! she have a very nice pair of tits - not to big not to small.

That's two, and I'm watching you. I know you're mocking me, but I'm not going to let you get away with it. This, my darling, is a respectful site and wer'e discussing movies, not peep shows. And we're not grading women either. That's sexist. Understood?

yes. i promise i wont say tits any more.

Strike Three, May. You're out.