Dead again


Once, if you said "Shit" in a movie, you were either a daring, groundbreaking moviemaker, or a shitty one. Those times are sadly gone (Me and May likes to go to movies and say "Shit" just for the fun of it), and now if you don't have at least three severed limbs and one sexual perversity in a movie, you don't count. Almost every possible perversity has been used; the audience have seen them all and is starting to get bored.

so there was this production company sitting in their side of the world thinking about making a blockbuster. "what will we do, that no one ever did before?" it took them probably not too long to realize that the almost only thing people still didn't fuck in the movies are the dead. wonder why?

So they made Kissed, which is an excellent explanation why it's not a good idea to make a movie about necrophilia. And this, don't mistake, is a movie about necrophilia, nothing more, nothing less; it's not just a movie with one minor necrophiliac character.

and it's a girl!! i mean everybody knows that you can have sex with dead person only if he died from lack of air, and even then just in the first 2 or 3 hours. but this girly. i mean she probably was fantastic in bed, cause even after this dead dude was disembowelled (they took everything from the inside of him and fill it with some kind of liquid) he still managed to get it on with her.

And where does all this knowledge about dead people's sex habits come from?

um... i think i saw it in another movie.

Not everything you see in movies is true, you know that. In any case, if the movie was even vaguely humoristic about itself, it may have been nice. But the utter seriousness in which it takes it's subject is what destroys it. The girl says, "It's about crossing over. It's like diving into a lake: sudden cold and then silence. All I can see is the light." What can I say: I'm not convinced.

not even after she said that she's not fucking everything that's dead?

Well... Let me think about it and get back to you when you're dead.

no way!! i live and i will die a pure dyke!! if when i will be dead i'll have sex with somebody it will be a woman!

This conversation is getting to be really disgusting. let's stop it.

where were you to tell them that when they made this movie, huh?!!