Speak of the devil


"let's go to see a movie" i told red, "to relax a bit from life's stresses".
"okay" red said, "what do you had in mind?"
"well... i heard that the
devil's advocate is good, what do you think?"

And so we found ourselves relaxing our troubled souls for a couple of hours at the calm and peaceful movie, enjoying our popcorn and not forgetting to breath out of sheer terror more than once a minute. When we finally walked out we felt cleansed, pured, and ready to faint.

mmmm..... not! we went out of this movie with our hairs raising, shivering and our souls screaming for help. and why? not cause we saw gina naked for an hour and a half. but cause this movie was made to shake your peaceful world and it achieved it's goal.

I hate movie critics, and it made me pretty nervous to find out that along these reviews we agreed, most of the time, with what most movie critics said about the movies we wrote about. So I'm very glad to have one movie in which we're in disagreement. Critics hate this movie, and I can't see why. It's unnervingly brilliant, or brilliantly unnerving, if you ask me.

al is great. he knows what he's doing. just to see him smile you feel like the devil's just breathing at your back. and the lawyer's wife hallucination... creepy!!

The Lawyer's wife - what's her name, that was her first big movie - wasn't bad at all herself, in any way. Keanu Reeves was okay, for a Keanu Reeves, though I preferred him in such classics as Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. And Al Pacino got the role that suited him best, and really enjoyed doing it, and did it great.

and please let's not forget those two ladies that licked each other in the elevator. i don't say here that they were brilliant or something like this, but they sure had a degree in licking!

Ah, say something surprising already.

if i'll say that i didn't think that they looked that good, will it be surprising enough? anyway why do i need to surprise anyone? and maybe you surprise me sometimes with not saying that it's not surprising that i say it?

Because now that you said it it won't be surprising anymore.

wait a minute. i need to go back and read what we wrote cause i don't think i'm following us any more

Well, don't. Let's just go back to the movie. Closing line, please.

i will say be good, but there is no point in being anything, in the end you will do exactly what he likes you to do!

Everybody run, the end is nigh.