Those people kissing in the dark (again)

during this year i developed the ability to always sit at the seat in front of the dumbest person in the theater, and i mean i saw 54 movies in the theaters and except two times when there weren't any other people in there and one time, in i know what you did last summer that i sat behind him.....

You threw a can of coke at him, yeah, I heard that, quit bragging. But you're only getting into trouble because you insist on sitting on my left. If you sat on my right then I'd be the one sitting in front of the idiot.

i don't think so, he will probably sit behind me no matter where. it's just that i think that people like him need someone to tell them that they are so stupid to feel good about themselves.

If you didn't insist on telling each one of these guys exactly how stupid they are, I wouldn't have to sit very low in my chair and pretend I don't know you.

but why? i promise to jump to your help if they will start beating you. and anyway i have a proof that the one that gets hit is the one that opens his mouth, cause one time i did got some beating from one of them.

Okay, now I feel safe. you think that maybe the cinema owners had it with us and our smartass remarks and they're arranging all that? There's an idiot ready and waiting behind every box office, and the owner tells him, "Okay, Red and May just came in. Line 6, row 10. You know what to do."

      Collective Idiocy



 
and we still haven't started talking about big groups of stupid people, like in romeo & juliet, that was very worried about the fact that they might die in the end.

And after they did die in the end and the screen went white, they all - the whole audience - got up and started moving toward the exit. Then they were really surprised when the movie kept going for a couple of minutes. Once they're dead, they're dead. Not to mention the outrageous concept of sitting through a film's closing credits. That would only get you strange looks.

and these guys in good will hunting. i know that what i'm going to say here isn't really a nice thing to say about another living thing. but i do really think that they don't have any right to live in the same place as other people do. or that they should have got few good beats when they were kids so they will know what they are talking about.

That's going a bit too far. Why not do it my way: Beside the age limit every movie gets they should have an intelligence rating. If kids under 12 can't go to movies with a PG-13 rating, then people with an IQ of 43 should not be allowed into PG-50 movies. If Free Willy 3 is the most sophisticated thing you can grasp, then don't even bother trying L.A. Confidential!

but the highlight of all was this couple sitting next to us in titanic. when the movie ended this guy asked his girlfriend "i didn't get it, what was it in the end?"

Because I'm such a caring person, I volunteered to help. "The ship sank" I told him.

"huhhhh" was the only thing he said.