Controversial Chase


Before May starts screaming and kicking, I'll state this: I liked Chasing Amy. I liked it a lot. If it was up to me, it could be no. 1 in this year's list. Admittedly, it does have some problems...

some problems?!?! some?!?! huh!! where do i start? i mean, "i'm a good little dyke but i fucked half of the world before and i really like to be good again so if there is a nice sweet man that can save me i'll be so happy!" huh! you can see right away that it's a guy story. "i'd like to sleep with two lesbians" kind of story!

...but overall I think it was smart and funny. May, did you say something?

i still didn't say anything! to make everything okay they made his best friend homophobic and in the end of the movie they tell us, like we didn't know already, that he's gay.

Okay! I did say it has some problems! I can add myself that there's just bit too much of the screaming and crying along it. But I'm willing to look over all these faults. Really good, un-Hollywood movies are hard to find!

that's not true. you can find a lot of un-hollywood good movies, to find a hollywood good movie is hard. but anyway, to say that this movie is good, will be a total lie! it's bad. it makes fun of people that think different. what can i say?! i did like that first half hour and if the movie would have ended there i would say that it's excellent but it didn't. some people just don't know when to say enough!!!!!

You're just upset because after half an hour you discovered the movie wasn't about you.

it wasn't about me in the first half hour either. if they were making a movie about me it wouldn't be full of sex.....

Oh no? For some reason I thought differently.

i have a reputation to look after so let's say that no one really knows. okay?

Okay, Okay... so let's just honor this movie as "The movie with the best first half-an-hour", and tell everyone to stop the VCR just after she runs away from the car screaming in the rain. Okay?

okay. don't try to see if you can take it just a bit more cause you will end up disappointed. mark my words!

Or you can keep watching it and pretend it's a bad sequel someone tried to make. I would. But I still think you're overreacting.

you want to see what overreacting looks like?

Well, if you can just send me a picture -

i knew you will chicken out.