Advice for the movie-goer

Good advice if you're going to see Kama Sutra:
Buy an issue of National Geographic. It's cheaper.

good advice if you're going to see l.a. confidential:
bring a cardfile.

Good advice if you're going to see Beavis and Butt-head:
Don't. Wait for the video. As funny as the movie may be, those infantile drawings don't look more impressive when you see them on a big screen.

good advice if you're going to see starship troopers:
bring a puke bag, and don't buy popcorn!

Good advice if you're going to see Lost Highway:
Don't, if you happen to be a pregnant woman or have a heart disease, and even if you're not, don't try to understand.