Gone Fishin'

red. i don't know how to start!! but this is really what the movie is all about isn't it?

What, not knowing how to start? Well how about telling how you searched for this movie for, like two years?

TWO YEARS!! let me tell you something, in the money i spent travelling along the country looking for it they could do another movie like this!! i'm telling myself "baby what the hell are they thinking about when they hide this movie like this and change its place all the time?!?!" i don't know!!

Do you always call yourself baby?

most of the times i call myself "hon".

Okay, Hon, you're lucky you ever saw it in the first place. You were right about the movie's budget, it hardly exists. But after all this is just a student's movie - How many of them can you find in videostores at all?

not just a student's movie but a DYKE movie...... you cannot find them at all. but still before i heard about this movie it was in the theatre near me. and of course in the cables that i don't have!!

Even more impressive! See, a movie with a controversial subject, by some unknown director, and a bunch of amateur actors that never appeared in any movie before or after this one. And black and white, on top of that. It's a miracle we ever heard about it in the first place.

but it was a very good movie and it's very popular in the lesbian community so i would have heard about it sooner or later (or later...)

Of course it is. This is a movie by the lesbians, about the lesbians, and for the lesbians. I think I broke some law by watching it. There are hardly any men in this movie, and they only appear for a few seconds, like some tapestry or a furniture in the background. This is about DykeWorld.

red!!

What?!

you said dyke! it's like calling a black people nigger. i can say dyke as many time as i like to say dyke but you cannot say dyke even once. i mean it's okay if you're one of them... like me.

You're a nigger?! and you never told me?!

i think that now we have insulted all the people in the world. but back to this movie. did you see how they where dressed?! i mean i think that even with this black leather coat i'm not dressed bad enough to qualify.

You have to insult people if you want to get ahead in this world and be famous. I was more concerned about their hairstyles. And piercing. Is it something about being Dy, um, being a female with unorthodox sexual preferences, that makes you want to be cruel to your hair?

well my dear fish. as you probably could see in the movie not all of the lesbians had a bad haircut. if you're a fam you'll have an haircut like all the other girls. tomboys will have an haircut like a 15 years old boy. butches will have this weird stuff, bald and long, like i used to have.

What is the kind with something that looks like a dead weasel on their heads?

dear readers, the funeral of red will be right in the second when you will find all of his slimey pieces.

and remember - the big sister is watching!