Gates of heaven
"Hey look, Gill Bates just came in."

May leaned over her hot chocolate. "who?"

"Bill Gates. He looks fatter in real life. His hair is a different color, too."

May spinned around in her chair to look at him. "Yeah, he doesn't look so good, for someone that rich" she said.

"Maybe his wife had left him."

"Really?!" May straightened back to me. "How do I look?!"

"You'd do anything for money, won't you?"

"Come on, any reasonable person would. I mean, remember that crappy Demi Moore film, she got a million dollars for one night? If I marry him and stay with him for 90 years, it'd still be more than a million dollars a night. it's worth it!"

"Well, as long as you give me some."

May sneered in contempt. "Why?! You didn't do anything to earn it."

"You're so selfish."

"Maybe, But I'm rich."

"I think you and Bill will get along just fine."