These are the things I can do without

Army. I don't like it.

Politics. I'm not interested.

Caraway bread. How can people eat that, anyway?

Drugs.

Religion. It does no good.

Newspapers. Most of them are for stupid people.

Cigarettes. They stink.

Summer. It's too hot.

The guys. They're stupid.

Audience. They are stupid.

TV. At or at least most of it.

Trance. I don't get it.

Jazz. I don't get it, either.

School. I hate it and so should you.

Cigarettes. No, wait, I said that already.

My nose. It's too big and it's too active.

Buses. They're full of people.

People. They're full of shit.

Hate. It's no fun.

Peanuts.