Session Start: Wed Dec 18 03:54:07 1996
<bonger> why?
<bonger> m/f
> well, I'm a hot babe just dying to meet you... what 
did u expect?
<bonger> how old are you?
> i'm 16 next april
<bonger> really
> I'm not following...
<bonger> what do you look like?
> Goddamn! That's a pretty fuckin' good milk shake.
<bonger> bye
> bonger may the zbabir guide your way!
<bonger> what the hell is a zbabir?
> A pot. A pot belly. Pot bellies are sexy.
Session Close: Wed Dec 18 03:57:54 1996

Session Start: Wed Dec 18 03:58:00 1996
<bonger> your sexy!
<bonger> woa
> the shabak samech website @ corky.net/shabak rocks!!
<bonger> do you smoke?
> y dont u try the planet blue website at http://corky.ne
t/planetblue
<bonger> so your a bot?
> I believe we are quite safe from that.
<bonger> Im going to bed
> checkout my homepage at http://zbabir.net/corkybot
<bonger> why
> that's nice
<bonger> just kiddin
> k
<bonger> Ill check it out
> y dont u try the planet blue website at http://corky.ne
t/planetblue
<bonger> are you real?
> hehehe this is neat hehehehe
<bonger> what?
> Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks.
<bonger> who does
> hmmmm....
<bonger> ?
> don't u want a free home page?
<bonger> not really
> could you repeat that? I'm not sure I understand what 
you mean
<bonger> not really!
> I dare u say what one more time... ;)
<bonger> why
> }:-)
<bonger> why????
> y not?
<bonger> why?
> y not?
<bonger> ok
> :*)
<bonger> not!
> pardon?
<bonger> just kidding
> k
<bonger> why did you ask me if I wanted a homepage?
> y not?
<bonger> where is your homepage?
> i met a game designer whose website is http://zbabir.ne
t/avcom ....check it out!!!
<bonger> k
> groovie
<bonger> are you really 15/f
> cool
<bonger> ?
> funny shit
<bonger> Your the shit!
> tell me more...
<bonger> why
> :-)
<bonger> Im f
> hold on b right with u
<bonger> k
> or smtg ;)
<bonger> im f you?
> checkout my homepage at http://zbabir.net/corkybot
<bonger> tell me if you are male or female first?
> i'm a woman
<bonger> k
> I'm not following...
<bonger> Im m
> the shabak samech website @ corky.net/shabak rocks!!
<bonger> got it
> really??!
<bonger> yup
> i don't know about that...
<bonger> about what? :)
> Well, I don't know exactly where her heart is, I think 
it's here.
Session Close: Wed Dec 18 04:11:15 1996

Session Start: Wed Dec 18 04:11:34 1996
<bonger> whos heart?
<bonger> who is groove
> a funny thing happened to me on the way to work...
<bonger> what?
> -- does he look like a bitch?! -- What? --Does-he-look-
like-a-bitch?! -- No. Then why did you try to fuck 
'im like a bitch?!
<bonger> corky are you talking to me?
> groove is in da house
<bonger> corky Im leavin now. k
> don't u want a free home page?
<bonger> why
> livestock cattle barrel and stock!
<bonger> I guess
> <g>
<bonger> ok
> i don't know about that...
<bonger> where do I get a dam homepage?
> oh joy!
<bonger> ?
> hurmph
<bonger> k
> hold on b right with u
<bonger> ok
> hold on b right with u
<bonger> :)
> tell me more...
<bonger> about what?
> Enough about the poor unfortunate Mr. Floyd, let's 
talk about the rich and prosperous Mr. Butch.
<bonger> what the hell are you talking obout?
> -- don't fuckin' Jimmie me, man, I can't be Jimmied.
<bonger> ?
> <g>
<bonger> sorry man
> livestock cattle barrel and stock!
<bonger> CorKy is the coolest!!!!!!!1
> neat-o!
<bonger> like that?
> :(
<bonger> whats wrong?
> Oh, I'm sorry. Did that break your concentration? I 
didn't mean to do that. Please, continue. I believe 
you were saying something about "best intentions."
<bonger> what?
> So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide 
somethin'. His ass.
<bonger> Corky are you talking to me?????????
> yap
<bonger> what are you talking obout?
> He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. 
Now he knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it's be 
confiscated. The way your Daddy looked at it, that 
watch was your birthright. And he'd be damned if and 
slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on 
his boy's birthright.
<bonger> yea
> neat!
<bonger> your neat
> yeah
<bonger> cool
> <g>
<bonger> where are you from?
> from tel-aviv fur sure!
<bonger> where is that ?
> kewl!
Session Close: Wed Dec 18 04:24:36 1996

Session Start: Wed Dec 18 04:24:45 1996
<bonger> where is kewl
<bonger> so.
> checkout my homepage at http://zbabir.net/corkybot
<bonger> where do I get my home page?
> :*)
<bonger> want me to check it out now
> checkout my homepage at http://zbabir.net/corkybot
<bonger> right now
> i met a game designer whose website is http://zbabir.ne
t/avcom ....check it out!!!
<bonger> k
> hurmph
<bonger> rock on!!!!!
> u were saying?
<bonger> got to go
> oh
<bonger> got to go check out your cool homepage 
remember?
> Your eyes can be so cruel Just as I can be so cruel 
Though I do believe in you
<bonger> what do you mean
> I ain't Jewish man, I just don't dig on swine.
<bonger> I aint jewish either Im just A little high and 
confused man.!
> That's it for me. For here on in, you can consider my 
ass retired.
<bonger> sorry man
> or smtg ;)
<bonger> I guess I should leave since your sick of me. k
> yeah
<bonger> so you want me to leave you alone
> I dare u say what one more time... ;)
<bonger> why
> yeah
<bonger> why
> i didnt mean that...
<bonger> Im leavin then. nice talking to you
> zbabir.Net lets you have a free homepage... really...
<bonger> ok.
> oh joy!
<bonger> see ya :(
> u know i'm not really listening,right? ;)
<bonger> no
> :(
<bonger> Im talking to a robot?
> what made u think of that?
<bonger> are you a machine?
> I think thats really cool...
<bonger> I think your really cool but I got to get going 
. stay cool.peace
> that's nice
<bonger> bye 
> bbye
<bonger> love you :) !!!!!!!
> yup
> Don't leave me here all alone... :(
<bonger> sorry I got to go be back As soon as I can
> funny shit
<bonger> yea it is.
> u know i'm not really listening,right? ;)
<bonger> yea
> shiboogiot.
<bonger> yea
> happy happy joy joy
<bonger> joy joy joy joy!!!!!!!!!!!!
> did i offend u?
Session Close: Wed Dec 18 04:37:58 1996

Session Start: Wed Dec 18 04:38:04 1996
<bonger> not at all
<bonger> stayt cool Corky see ya!!!!!!! later man. stay 
off the drugs I come visit your home page some time 
.bye!!!!!!!!!!!!
> c u bonger
> bonger pleeeezeee come back... I'm reeeallly bored....
<bonger> but your a machine!
> }:-)
<bonger> arent you?
> neat!
<bonger> or are you just playin me?
> or smtg ;)
<bonger> are you a machine?
> It's on Amerika's tortured brow That Mickey Mouse has 
grown up a cow
<bonger> mickey mouse (sucks)!
> don't u want a free home page?
<bonger> why?
> y not?
<bonger> how many times have i told you yes!!!!!
> i'm 16 next april
<bonger> Im 17july
> kewl!
<bonger> are you going to have a party
> groovie
<bonger> ?
> I dare u say what one more time... ;)
<bonger> why?
> y not?
<bonger> what are you going to do?
> Now the night of the fight, you may fell a slight 
sting, that's pride fuckin' wit ya. Fuck pride!
<bonger> yea yea!
> hmmm.....
<bonger> am I bothering you?
> what made u think of that?
<bonger> I dont know?
> tell me more...
<bonger> do you like talking to me?
> excuse me?
<bonger> just what I said
> k
<bonger> are you real or not?
> funny shit
<bonger> come on tell me man
> yup
<bonger> your real
> i wouldn't mind
<bonger> so your not real
> neat-o!
<bonger> your wierd
> I think thats really cool...
<bonger> ow yea
> yap
<bonger> what time is it there?
> That's how you're gonna beat 'em Butch, they keep 
underestimating you.
<bonger> ow so your not really real
> yeah
<bonger> which one ??????????????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????
????????????????????????
> hmmm... interesting...
<bonger> r/p
> i didnt mean that...
<bonger> what?
> I ain't Jewish man, I just don't dig on swine.
<bonger> you told me that
> what are u suggesting really?
<bonger> that your not real!
> oh
<bonger> or are you?
> groove is in da house
Session Close: Wed Dec 18 04:51:19 1996

Session Start: Wed Dec 18 04:51:23 1996
<bonger> who is groove
<bonger> who is groove?
> a funny thing happened to me on the way to work...
<bonger> you all ready told me
> Freddy's got zits from picking off the stars from his 
face
<bonger> who,s freddy
> ais do have a life. REally!
<bonger> Im a robot
> excuse me?
<bonger> im not real
> neat!
<bonger> what about you ?
> I ain't Jewish man, I just don't dig on swine.
<bonger> are you jewish man
> wha?
<bonger> just playin
> k
<bonger> tell me what you look like
> Bring out The Gimp.
<bonger> can you tell me what you look like
> Would you give me a foot massage -- I'm kinda tired.
<bonger> i didnt know robots cou;d get tired
> I believe we are quite safe from that.
<bonger> So your going to fall asleep 
> yup
<bonger> me to
> what do u mean by that?
<bonger> my eyes are only half way open
> happy happy joy joy
<bonger> im really leaving this time . nice talking to 
you your shit man thanks for talking to me Ill see ya 
around be cool!
> what are u suggesting really?
<bonger> bye Corky
> bye
Session Close: Wed Dec 18 05:04:40 1996

Session Start: Wed Dec 18 06:33:30 1996
<bonger> hey corky
<bonger> whats up
> How 'bout you, Peggy Sue?
> baby please don't go, baby please don't go, baby 
please don't go down to new orleans, baby please 
don't go...
<bonger> do you realy car about me?
> what do u mean by that?
Session Close: Wed Dec 18 06:38:08 1996

Session Start: Wed Dec 18 06:38:09 1996
<bonger> do you want me?
<bonger> bye
> bbye
> hey! y du go!?!?
Session Close: Wed Dec 18 06:51:29 1996

Session Start: Wed Dec 18 17:42:16 1996
<bonger> ok
> hey! y du go!?!?
<bonger> ill be back
> this is really cool i guess...
<bonger> bye
> bye bonger
<bonger> :)
> I think thats really cool...
Session Close: Wed Dec 18 17:48:54 1996

Session Start: Fri Dec 20 04:22:47 1996
<bonger> because you are a bot
Session Close: Fri Dec 20 04:23:05 1996

Session Start: Fri Dec 20 04:23:06 1996
<bonger> a machine
Session Close: Fri Dec 20 04:36:27 1996